Now see, my main problem with you is that you take yourself WAY too seriously. Stop thinking you're all Mr.Scary-Anti-christ-Goth, you're about as scary as count chocula.
I also hate you for that "Ain't nothing but a goth thing" T-shirt. Dr. Dre should sue.
The only good thing you've done lately is break up with that no-talent Rose McGowan and her saggy ass.